APPLICATION FORM FOR THE JOB OF TEAM INDIA'S HEAD COACH 
Fast bowler, pace bowler, sorry .. gentle medium
Name: Venkatesh Prasad
Age: 46 years
If represented India: Yes
If yes, in what capacity: (Note: wrong answer will result in disqualification):
Why do you think you are the right man to coach team India? :Because I've watched “Chak De India” 51 times in theatres and 72 times on my laptop. Also know SRK’s "sattar minute" speech in the movie by heart.
Your opinion on DRS: Don't know. Prefer RDS (Rawa Dosa Special).
Instances of aggression shown by you: (Mention any two)
(This question is at the instance of Saurav Ganguly)
· Send off to Amir Sohail in Bangalore 1996.
Shouted at a waiter in an Udupi restaurant once for serving me watery Sambar.
Best compliment received: From Anil Kumble "yard or two faster and you will be as quick as me".
As a coach what would you bring to the table: My DELL Inspiron
Achievements: Have my name on Lord's roll of honors…Also on Venky's chicken rolls.
Technology in Cricket you prefer and why (tick any one)
Hawk eye Hot spot Ultra slow motion ü
Ultra slow motion . Because it is inspired by my real time bowling speed.
Have you been convicted of any offences in India:
NO!!! Just accused of boring TV viewers to death with my commentary.
Also 2 people died laughing when they heard me give tips on fast bowling to Dale Steyn in the IPL.
Also 2 people died laughing when they heard me give tips on fast bowling to Dale Steyn in the IPL.
Please list three professional references:
Rajat Bhatia
Vinay Kumar
Ashoke Dinda
V Prasad
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Ashoke Dinda
V Prasad
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